After dodging fire from assassin androids, the Doctor once fell into a nest of vampire monkeys. Fortunately, he was able to escape by setting up a special enrichment activity with his multi-coloured Fourth Doctor Scarf.
Oh dear. The Doctor's separated from her beloved Ghost Monument again. Fortunately, she has an extra-long 18ft Fourth Doctor Scarf in her bigger-on-the-inside pocket…
Looking for the TARDIS cloakroom? It's easy to get to: it's first left, second right, third on the left, go straight ahead, under the stairs, past the bins, fifth door on your left.
Yes, the wardrobe is expansive, but even the Doctor has to do the washing. He's not afraid to hang up his question mark Jumper, dazzle the neighbours with his Paisley Scarf, or show off Jamie's kilt. Whenever the Doctor has excess laundry, he uses the extra-long 18ft Fourth Doctor Scarf as a washing line.
Look, those despicable Daleks are destroying things again.
No, they're not assembling a Reality Bomb, waging civil war on the Imperial models, or setting fire to Mechanus. They're stretching our best-selling Doctor Who (Tom Baker) Scarf!
For Liverpool's year as the Capital of Culture, replicas of SuperLambBanana, the city's iconic bright yellow sculpture, were scattered across the surrounding area, each a unique design; the charitable scheme was then revived in 2010, 2013, and 2014 – and one was, naturally, dedicated to the Fourth Doctor!
With his trusty sonic screwdriver and our Fourth Doctor Season 12 Scarf, this SuperLambBanana proudly protected the city's Spaceport from Daleks, Weeping Angels, and… Delta and the Baaaaannermen. (Sorry.)
We also love Alan Murray's Starry Sunflower design, a tribute to Vincent van Gogh, who the Doctor and Amy Pond met in 2010's Vincent and the Doctor – and who inspired our Pandorica Opens Scarf! Check out all the original SuperLambBananas at the Liverpool Echo.