After dodging fire from assassin androids, the Doctor once fell into a nest of vampire monkeys. Fortunately, he was able to escape by setting up a special enrichment activity with his multi-coloured Fourth Doctor Scarf.
Oh dear. The Doctor's separated from her beloved Ghost Monument again. Fortunately, she has an extra-long 18ft Fourth Doctor Scarf in her bigger-on-the-inside pocket…
Looking for the TARDIS cloakroom? It's easy to get to: it's first left, second right, third on the left, go straight ahead, under the stairs, past the bins, fifth door on your left.
Yes, the wardrobe is expansive, but even the Doctor has to do the washing. He's not afraid to hang up his question mark Jumper, dazzle the neighbours with his Paisley Scarf, or show off Jamie's kilt. Whenever the Doctor has excess laundry, he uses the extra-long 18ft Fourth Doctor Scarf as a washing line.
Look, those despicable Daleks are destroying things again.
No, they're not assembling a Reality Bomb, waging civil war on the Imperial models, or setting fire to Mechanus. They're stretching our best-selling Doctor Who (Tom Baker) Scarf!
Whenever the Doctor lands in the Wild West, suspicion always falls on him. In The Gunfighters, he got embroiled in the gunfight at the O.K. Corral; and in A Town Called Mercy, the townsfolk are more than happy to sacrifice him to the Gunslinger.
If you're hoping to win the respect of cowboys, take along a Fourth Doctor 18ft Scarf to show off your cow rustling skills!